A Tension!

Its human nature to feel desired, needed by friends, society, people. Its natural to feel the need for attention of others, because it makes us feel important and gives us some kind of undefined value to ourselves. What do people do to get this attention?

Some people just ask for it. They are very outspoken in demanding attention and do not miss any chance to make others feel that the world will not be a better place without them. Whether or not they actually are capable of doing a task, they will never stop bragging about how they could have done things in a better way than the others. Any charity they do, or if they helped someone, you will get to know about it without asking. You just cannot miss recognizing such a person around you.

Then there are people who after doing charity want to update it on Facebook/Twitter. Although they do not talk about it much but all they want is more likes. Actually Facebook/Twitter have taken the need of feeling important to a new level. I still do not understand the deep sub-conscious pleasure each Like on your pic brings or a retweet to your tweets on Twitter. Does it make us feel that we are better than others? In what way? Because we got more likes or retweets does it give an upper hand to us in social situations or professional? May be we have learnt to live with it without bothering for the answers.

At this point I would like to ask...myself. Selfie. Its very much evident that selfie is just an act or expression which demands attention of the world (once you upload it on a social networking site). Do you click selfies? Do you click selfies and look at it and admire yourself? Is it wrong to admire yourself? Apart from selfies, what are other ways to admire yourself? Can it be a smile you bring on someone's face? I do not know if its wrong or right. But should one send his/her selfies to others asking and expecting their good comments? How valid is that in feeling needed or to satisfy the hunger for attention? I do not know the answers. If you do please comment below!

The other kind of people which do not demand for any attention even when they actually complete important jobs or do some kind of charity or help others. They are okay if they do not get praised by others because it does not matter to them. They are okay if they do not get 100 likes or retweets and they just keep doing their job without bothering for others comments. Why are such people different from others? What else is satisfying their need for attention rather than someone praising them or liking their pictures/status? Again..if you think you know the answer do comment below!

I do not know in which category people like this belong to:

In this attempt to understand the need of attention by humans, may be I have raised more questions than trying to answer some. But I wanted to share it with you all to know your comments as well. Nothing more to write now..otherwise I will just raise more questions :)

6 types of people in our Facebook friend list

I have 600+ friends on Facebook. Facebook has evolved a lot since the time I joined it. During this 3-4 years I have observed several types of people on Facebook which has consistently remained the part of it and I think it will be there in future too. Here are some categories of types of people on Facebook!

• The emotional sportsperson- Particularly related to the game of cricket in India. He will give ball by ball updated of an India Pakistan cricket match. He will give live updates of the match he is watching and he will make sure his emotions are completely visible by the number of exclamation marks he uses or the length of the 'arrrrrrrrrrrgh' when India loses a wicket.

• The weather updater- You will never miss to know if its raining in a particular city because the weather updater will do his job. ‘Awsum Mossum’ type updates and he will also tell you whether he is having coffee or tea in these rains. ‘Loving the rains’ , ‘..is having tea’ in monsoon rains are some of the updates you are likely to see from this type of person on Facebook.

                             

• The invisible watcher- You can assume this person has never logged in Facebook since long because you have not seen any update from them. But they prove you wrong. They always log in, like a few pictures or updates and they try not to leave a social footmark, like updating a status or uploading pictures. But they are always there and they are watching you.

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• The Check-in King: You will always know where this person is because he will never forget to check-in and let the world know what he is up to. Whether linked through Foursquare/Swarm or Facebook’s own check-in, he will make sure to show off whenever he eat’s at that expensive restaurant or travels abroad by checking –in at the international airport in his city. 
  
• The calligraphy master- He will never use the keyboard/default characters provided in his laptop or computer and he will always find alternate designer characters and symbols to type with.

          Another variety of them is that they type like their keyboard keys are really struggling to function properly:

• The wanna-be close friend- These type of people(guys) will always be the first one to like/comment or to do both on the pictures uploaded by a beautiful girl who just showed pity on this guy by adding him as her friend. Comments by this guy are usually like ‘ awesome piccha dear’ , ‘akele akele?’ or ‘When did you come to my city? Ek bar mil lete’ etc.

Do comment and let me know if I have missed out any category!! 

Pocket

Review: The Most Ridiculous Phone Call In The History Of Mankind

First watch the video to know what I am gonna talk about.

I don't understand why did he slam the receiver like that. The demand was being put across in a very polite manner where in our polite robber who first cared enough to call the Manager to confirm if he supplies money for necessities. 10 points to the polite robber for not disclosing his name and address when he was asked to tell the important thing. The polite robber was trying to explain the motive behind his demand ... it was necessity of money , why else will anyone ask for money ? When we were kid we used to ask money from our parents because we wanted to buy something, or to give treat to our friends etc.. we had a necessity!! When the polite robber realized that the manager is not prepared to give the money, he went even higher on the scale of human kindness by asking if the manager actually has the money or not. I mean who does that? To this the manager replies 'Bloody'. How rude is that. It's sad that the conversation didn't end on a happy note. If the manager had clearly told him that he doesn't have the money, I'm sure the polite robber would have called someone else, but this is no way to treat someone. I strongly condemn this video.

Original Jokes/Memes Part-3!!!

Why did the tall guy could not open the bra of his tall girlfriend?



Because high hook high hook high high...
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What do you get when you keep few samosas on a carrom board? Carrom carrom samose
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Wasn't Vihar Carol Bag Cannot Plays Das Jan Pat We wake an and marg Ma hip all poor DLF Suck it Tea Luck Nagar

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Tata Nano kitne rupaye me milegi ?

Ek Lakme

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Mujhe chhod doh.... mere hall pe ..

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What did the pencil say to the eraser? Tujhme.. rub dikhta hai yaara mai kya karun...
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Just for fun, name your female dog as 'Haraam' so that when she gives birth to puppies, they will be known as HARAAM K PILLEY. 
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Spotted somewhere in Chennai, who is thirsty now?

Sorry Shaktimaan!

Do you think it will work guys?

Sophisticated cat :

Ain't no twitter bot going trolling me without me trolling it back:

Original Memes & Jokes- Part 2

Earlier post on original memes had gone way too long so here is the second part for it.

Some Success Kid memes:

Yo hipster snake:

This is how you make a science joke even better, who says science nerds are not funny??:

How I feel one day without internet:

Because using % symbol while typing is too mainstream

Facebook faggots

 So got a call from Spicejet ke mausaji

Whenever I think about my ex: 

Special skills spotted on LinkedIn:

This guy was on fire!!

I trolled Myntra.com :

Just the first tweet and he likes to play twitter contests already:

We had a nice time together:

This is how media confuses us!

A meme on riding:

How I feel when she says " I like you only as a friend"

Steps to break up :

 Funny sms I got:

Coincidentally this ad was posted from Gurgaon, horrible people!

F1 trolled India:

On that note: 

I believe I can fly:

NatGeo you ass:

And the guy thought, shayad 4 din baad ladki pat jaye?:

Emails I get

My official email id is given on the company website for a specific purpose but I get emails from people for all kind of work. Some of them are funny and hence sharing those here. Will keep udpating.

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Subject: problems in bullet

SIR,I'M MADAN GOPAL FROM VILL. HAIDEROWAL P.O PIPLANWALA DISTT.HOSHIARPUR.I PURCHASE NEW ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET BIKE LAGWAL DEALER HOSHIARPUR.MY BULLET'S PROBLEMS CAIM PROBLEM.PLEASE SOUTION FOR MY PROBLEMS

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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: Factory Visit

Dear Sir,

i have visited RE factory for getting knowlege in automobile segment(Yaar if you have visited then why are you writing this mail?) . i also a owner of RE Bullet electra 350cc & i am crazy to see a new bullet in a factory . i have a mechanical student 3year at( Mubarak ho , aap baap ban gaye!)  nricem colge in gwl M.P & My classmates are also visiting with me in RE factory so please appoint for visiting sir
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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: NEW SHOWROOM OPEN

Dear, sir
my name is ankit kumar to a new showroom open for a ROYAL ENFIELD to check the location and a permission to new showroom open delhi .
my cell no
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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: asking permission to undergo implant training

we are studying BE.mechanical engineering in arunai engineering college ,thiruvannamalai. we are lover royal enfield (road king )from childwood(wow,they seem to be suffering from the rare disease of erection in childhood).please gave an opportunity to undergo implant training 

( Roadking is not even a Royal Enfield motorcycle)

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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: Re: Job Related

Dear sir,

                Please find attached copy of my resume.kindly help sir i update some time your website(how the fuck he got access to update our website!!)  but not responding till date(sorry bro the website doesn't respond until you feed it a burger)   please move to HR ( no thanks I am fine in marketing)

Thanks
95666xxxxx(That's your name? What an idea sir g!)

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Now I had put up an ad to sell my motorcycle, but this guy seems to be more interested in buying me

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A Very Funny hypocrite Situation

I stumbled upon this .. must read:

In a small town in America, a person decided to open up his bar

business, which was right opposite to a church. The church & its

congregation started a campaign to block the bar from opening with

petitions and prayed daily against his business.

Work progressed. However, when it was almost complete and was about to

open a few days later, a strong lightning struck the bar and it was

burnt to the ground. The church folk were rather smug in their outlook

after that, till The bar owner sued the church authorities for

$2million on the grounds that the church through its congregation &

prayers was ultimately responsible For the demise of his bar shop,

either through direct or indirect actions or means.

In its reply to the court, the church vehemently denied all

responsibility or any connection that their prayers were reasons to

the bar shop’s demise. In support of their claim they referred to the

Benson study at Harvard that inter-cessionary prayer had no impact !

As the case made its way into court, the judge looked over the

paperwork and at the hearing and commented:

‘I don’t know how I am going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, we have a bar owner who believes in the power of prayer and we have an entire church and its devotees that doesn’t.’

Heart Breaking Poem

Feeling bad but nothing to write ..
It wasn’t a spat ..it wasn’t a fight ..
I only said what I felt was right ..
Omg I wrote a poem! Good Night !

Original Memes