6 types of people in our Facebook friend list

I have 600+ friends on Facebook. Facebook has evolved a lot since the time I joined it. During this 3-4 years I have observed several types of people on Facebook which has consistently remained the part of it and I think it will be there in future too. Here are some categories of types of people on Facebook!

• The emotional sportsperson- Particularly related to the game of cricket in India. He will give ball by ball updated of an India Pakistan cricket match. He will give live updates of the match he is watching and he will make sure his emotions are completely visible by the number of exclamation marks he uses or the length of the 'arrrrrrrrrrrgh' when India loses a wicket.

• The weather updater- You will never miss to know if its raining in a particular city because the weather updater will do his job. ‘Awsum Mossum’ type updates and he will also tell you whether he is having coffee or tea in these rains. ‘Loving the rains’ , ‘..is having tea’ in monsoon rains are some of the updates you are likely to see from this type of person on Facebook.

                             

• The invisible watcher- You can assume this person has never logged in Facebook since long because you have not seen any update from them. But they prove you wrong. They always log in, like a few pictures or updates and they try not to leave a social footmark, like updating a status or uploading pictures. But they are always there and they are watching you.

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• The Check-in King: You will always know where this person is because he will never forget to check-in and let the world know what he is up to. Whether linked through Foursquare/Swarm or Facebook’s own check-in, he will make sure to show off whenever he eat’s at that expensive restaurant or travels abroad by checking –in at the international airport in his city. 
  
• The calligraphy master- He will never use the keyboard/default characters provided in his laptop or computer and he will always find alternate designer characters and symbols to type with.

          Another variety of them is that they type like their keyboard keys are really struggling to function properly:

• The wanna-be close friend- These type of people(guys) will always be the first one to like/comment or to do both on the pictures uploaded by a beautiful girl who just showed pity on this guy by adding him as her friend. Comments by this guy are usually like ‘ awesome piccha dear’ , ‘akele akele?’ or ‘When did you come to my city? Ek bar mil lete’ etc.

Do comment and let me know if I have missed out any category!! 

Emails I get

My official email id is given on the company website for a specific purpose but I get emails from people for all kind of work. Some of them are funny and hence sharing those here. Will keep udpating.

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Subject: problems in bullet

SIR,I'M MADAN GOPAL FROM VILL. HAIDEROWAL P.O PIPLANWALA DISTT.HOSHIARPUR.I PURCHASE NEW ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET BIKE LAGWAL DEALER HOSHIARPUR.MY BULLET'S PROBLEMS CAIM PROBLEM.PLEASE SOUTION FOR MY PROBLEMS

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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: Factory Visit

Dear Sir,

i have visited RE factory for getting knowlege in automobile segment(Yaar if you have visited then why are you writing this mail?) . i also a owner of RE Bullet electra 350cc & i am crazy to see a new bullet in a factory . i have a mechanical student 3year at( Mubarak ho , aap baap ban gaye!)  nricem colge in gwl M.P & My classmates are also visiting with me in RE factory so please appoint for visiting sir
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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: NEW SHOWROOM OPEN

Dear, sir
my name is ankit kumar to a new showroom open for a ROYAL ENFIELD to check the location and a permission to new showroom open delhi .
my cell no
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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: asking permission to undergo implant training

we are studying BE.mechanical engineering in arunai engineering college ,thiruvannamalai. we are lover royal enfield (road king )from childwood(wow,they seem to be suffering from the rare disease of erection in childhood).please gave an opportunity to undergo implant training 

( Roadking is not even a Royal Enfield motorcycle)

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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: Re: Job Related

Dear sir,

                Please find attached copy of my resume.kindly help sir i update some time your website(how the fuck he got access to update our website!!)  but not responding till date(sorry bro the website doesn't respond until you feed it a burger)   please move to HR ( no thanks I am fine in marketing)

Thanks
95666xxxxx(That's your name? What an idea sir g!)

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Now I had put up an ad to sell my motorcycle, but this guy seems to be more interested in buying me

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