Review: The Most Ridiculous Phone Call In The History Of Mankind

First watch the video to know what I am gonna talk about.

I don't understand why did he slam the receiver like that. The demand was being put across in a very polite manner where in our polite robber who first cared enough to call the Manager to confirm if he supplies money for necessities. 10 points to the polite robber for not disclosing his name and address when he was asked to tell the important thing. The polite robber was trying to explain the motive behind his demand ... it was necessity of money , why else will anyone ask for money ? When we were kid we used to ask money from our parents because we wanted to buy something, or to give treat to our friends etc.. we had a necessity!! When the polite robber realized that the manager is not prepared to give the money, he went even higher on the scale of human kindness by asking if the manager actually has the money or not. I mean who does that? To this the manager replies 'Bloody'. How rude is that. It's sad that the conversation didn't end on a happy note. If the manager had clearly told him that he doesn't have the money, I'm sure the polite robber would have called someone else, but this is no way to treat someone. I strongly condemn this video.

Original Jokes/Memes Part-3!!!

Why did the tall guy could not open the bra of his tall girlfriend?



Because high hook high hook high high...
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What do you get when you keep few samosas on a carrom board? Carrom carrom samose
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Wasn't Vihar Carol Bag Cannot Plays Das Jan Pat We wake an and marg Ma hip all poor DLF Suck it Tea Luck Nagar

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Tata Nano kitne rupaye me milegi ?

Ek Lakme

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Mujhe chhod doh.... mere hall pe ..

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What did the pencil say to the eraser? Tujhme.. rub dikhta hai yaara mai kya karun...
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Just for fun, name your female dog as 'Haraam' so that when she gives birth to puppies, they will be known as HARAAM K PILLEY. 
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Spotted somewhere in Chennai, who is thirsty now?

Sorry Shaktimaan!

Do you think it will work guys?

Sophisticated cat :

Ain't no twitter bot going trolling me without me trolling it back:

Original Memes & Jokes- Part 2

Earlier post on original memes had gone way too long so here is the second part for it.

Some Success Kid memes:

Yo hipster snake:

This is how you make a science joke even better, who says science nerds are not funny??:

How I feel one day without internet:

Because using % symbol while typing is too mainstream

Facebook faggots

 So got a call from Spicejet ke mausaji

Whenever I think about my ex: 

Special skills spotted on LinkedIn:

This guy was on fire!!

I trolled Myntra.com :

Just the first tweet and he likes to play twitter contests already:

We had a nice time together:

This is how media confuses us!

A meme on riding:

How I feel when she says " I like you only as a friend"

Steps to break up :

 Funny sms I got:

Coincidentally this ad was posted from Gurgaon, horrible people!

F1 trolled India:

On that note: 

I believe I can fly:

NatGeo you ass:

And the guy thought, shayad 4 din baad ladki pat jaye?:

Emails I get

My official email id is given on the company website for a specific purpose but I get emails from people for all kind of work. Some of them are funny and hence sharing those here. Will keep udpating.

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Subject: problems in bullet

SIR,I'M MADAN GOPAL FROM VILL. HAIDEROWAL P.O PIPLANWALA DISTT.HOSHIARPUR.I PURCHASE NEW ROYAL ENFIELD BULLET BIKE LAGWAL DEALER HOSHIARPUR.MY BULLET'S PROBLEMS CAIM PROBLEM.PLEASE SOUTION FOR MY PROBLEMS

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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: Factory Visit

Dear Sir,

i have visited RE factory for getting knowlege in automobile segment(Yaar if you have visited then why are you writing this mail?) . i also a owner of RE Bullet electra 350cc & i am crazy to see a new bullet in a factory . i have a mechanical student 3year at( Mubarak ho , aap baap ban gaye!)  nricem colge in gwl M.P & My classmates are also visiting with me in RE factory so please appoint for visiting sir
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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: NEW SHOWROOM OPEN

Dear, sir
my name is ankit kumar to a new showroom open for a ROYAL ENFIELD to check the location and a permission to new showroom open delhi .
my cell no
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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: asking permission to undergo implant training

we are studying BE.mechanical engineering in arunai engineering college ,thiruvannamalai. we are lover royal enfield (road king )from childwood(wow,they seem to be suffering from the rare disease of erection in childhood).please gave an opportunity to undergo implant training 

( Roadking is not even a Royal Enfield motorcycle)

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To: Rahul Shankhwar
Subject: Re: Job Related

Dear sir,

                Please find attached copy of my resume.kindly help sir i update some time your website(how the fuck he got access to update our website!!)  but not responding till date(sorry bro the website doesn't respond until you feed it a burger)   please move to HR ( no thanks I am fine in marketing)

Thanks
95666xxxxx(That's your name? What an idea sir g!)

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Now I had put up an ad to sell my motorcycle, but this guy seems to be more interested in buying me

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Heart Breaking Poem

Feeling bad but nothing to write ..
It wasn’t a spat ..it wasn’t a fight ..
I only said what I felt was right ..
Omg I wrote a poem! Good Night !

Original Memes