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Chinese prefer coffee over tea because China
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Education loan
bike loan
car loan
house loan

My life is forever a loan
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A couple was making out.
Le suddenly..
*knock knock*
"Kaun?"
"Dom"
"Kaun Dom?"
"Yeah you forgot to use me"

"Well played condom..well played"

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GF-Baby I missed my periods

BF-So what? When I was in school I used to miss so many periods. Specially History

‪#‎Foreveralonereasonnumber461‬

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How do you console Ronaldo when he cries?

Ronaldo mat Ronaldo

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Are aalu boil ho gaye ab kya karna hai??

Just cheel cheel just cheel...

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When Hulk makes chapatis what is it called?

Hulk-e Phulke

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When the female singer arrived to sing she got the shock of her life because the music directors were in the mood of : WeShall ShakeHer

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Godfather of electricians : I will make you an electrical connection you can't re-fuse.

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Who are you?
I'm Reet sir.
Where are you from?
Amritsar.
Ya fine but where are you from?
Amritsar.

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AC awaz kar raha hai
Kaisi?
Bhurbhurbhurbhur
Par kaun?
AC
Kaisi?
Bhurbhurbhurbhur

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Dude what happened to your legs?
Bones fractured
OMG What happened?
Yaar 'Pawn broker' k paas chala gaya tha.

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Policegiri should be the title of a movie showing how giri hui our police is.

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What did the prostitute say when her customer fell asleep after sex ?

Jaago Graahak Jaago

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You didn't shave today?

No

Why? You're not looking good.

Tune bhi toh nahi kiya..

Are mera chalta hai MAI LADKA HUN

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What did the Priest say to the Nun?

A: You are Nun of my business.

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What did the egg say when it reached late for work?

OmLate

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*Kya khaya Janu?*

Fried chicken breast topped with taco meat, smothered in queso, pico, and guac and Live Baby Octopus.

*I'll call later*

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After the end credits of Man of Steel, I was expecting "Humko kehtey Superman, on karlo handycam " song to come , then the security guard kicked me out.

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So when the bee went flying into an unknown territory, it became an ajna-bee

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Obviously , akBar was the only savior of the Beer-bal.

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What do you say when a boy brings wheat flour home?

Atta Boy!!

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What did the book say to the shelf ?

Be your shelf.

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Ladkiyon ko daru peena aana chahiye, khoon toh Dharmendra bhi pita hai.

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Independence day flag hoisting, Chief guest asks-whats the agenda ? Ans-A Jhanda

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