Friday 7 March 2014

Original Jokes & Memes IV


Ashutosh giving a street performance with his band


 
Ashutosh trying to match the dance moves of Micheal Jackson


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Joe is a man who knows how to chill but he is the enemy of Rajesh Khanna because Rajesh Khanna said

 'Ye Joe chillman hai dushman hai hamari'
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Girl 1-a what you doing ya?
Girl 2-nothing ya you ya?
G1-coffee ya?
G2- o ya ya
G1- o yaya
Yayayaaa.
Yayayaa..
Jo bhi mai ..kehna chahu...
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Reporter - what are your next steps Mr. Kejriwal?
Kejriwal- uhu uhu ohuhuhu cough uhuhuh cough
Indians - what a great man..
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Before Delhi elections:

Sheilaa Dikshit to Delhi: Vote kisko diya?

Delhi : AAP ko!

Sheila Dikshit : Thank you so much :)
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You can not have sex in a car because 'In car karna mushkil hai'
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*Teenager buying a digital camera*

T- hOw muCh is tHe Zoom in dizzz1??

Shopkeeper- 10x

T- uR welCm
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Batman- Hi Gautam

Gautam- Batman, I lost my whistle

Batman- I must go, the seeti of Gautam needs me.

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Ashutosh trying to practice his attacking moves the virtual way



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Ginger: Yaar koi joke suna
Garlic: Lehsun

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Buy a kite.

Write 'gulcharre' on it.

Ab aap bhi gulcharre uda sakte hain.

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Hi. Meet my crow Max. I call him Micromax.

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Joe is love because even Rajesh Khanna said 'Ye Joe mohabbat hai...'

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    AAP worker 1- did you take bath !

    AAP worker 2- lol we are going for a dharna there will be water cannons just don't forget to carry soap
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    Name your iPod Jeevan.


    • Now shuffle it.

    • Aapka Jeevan shuffle ho jayega.
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        What did one bee say to the other?
        • Beehive yourself

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        How does Imran Hashmi know that the kissing scene is over?

        The director says "Bhai CUT bol k 3 minute ho gaye hain"


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        • Friend1-yaar foreign me toh gote gaana bhi gaate hain

        • Friend2-kya baat kar raha hai

        • F1-woh hai na gaana Somebody that I used to know..
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          • Honey Singh on working with Sunny Leone

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          • Which planet is known as the red planet?

            • Usha Uthup's bindi

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              • Brad Pitt k wapas aa gaya.

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                • If you make a statue of a tree it will be called tree-murti.

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              • How GF expresses anger-shut up you're so mean and rude i'm so hurt don't talk to me I hate you go away

              • How BF expresses anger-Baby I'm sorry

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                • I fixed a leaf back to the tree , the tree had some re-leaf.

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                • Agar tumhe scooter nahi chalana toh ye lo psychology.


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                • Mom I'm home ~ Nadaan Parinda


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      • Some girls belong to the modern age and some belong to the cleavage.

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            • Gujaratis get high on LSD drug, Love, Sex & Dhokla

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            • If we use Shampoo in morning then will it be called Subahpoo ??

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              • You didn't shave today? No Why?You're not looking good. Tune bhi toh nahi kiya.. Are mera chalta hai MAI LADKA HUN

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                • Farhan and Deepika with their Yoga Fitness Award trophies 

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                • My Clitoris is on Facebook, please add as a friend

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                  • If you don't get this one...it will be sad




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            So I trolled Sunny Leone

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          • Guy1-What's your name bro?
            Guy2-Deep

            Guy1-Yaar tu toh emotional ho gaya bas naam hi toh pooch raha hoon

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          • Dragons don't cut paste the file.

            They dragon drop the file.
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          If 16 people named Joe get angry then my heart starts beating because 16 JOE BHADKE DIL MERA DHADKE

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