Ashutosh giving a street performance with his band
Ashutosh trying to match the dance moves of Micheal Jackson
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Joe is a man who knows how to chill but he is the enemy of Rajesh Khanna because Rajesh Khanna said
'Ye Joe chillman hai dushman hai hamari'
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Girl 1-a what you doing ya?
Girl 2-nothing ya you ya?
G1-coffee ya?
G2- o ya ya
G1- o yaya
Yayayaaa.
Yayayaa..
Jo bhi mai ..kehna chahu...
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Reporter - what are your next steps Mr. Kejriwal?
Kejriwal- uhu uhu ohuhuhu cough uhuhuh cough
Indians - what a great man..
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Before Delhi elections:
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Girl 1-a what you doing ya?
Girl 2-nothing ya you ya?
G1-coffee ya?
G2- o ya ya
G1- o yaya
Yayayaaa.
Yayayaa..
Jo bhi mai ..kehna chahu...
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Reporter - what are your next steps Mr. Kejriwal?
Kejriwal- uhu uhu ohuhuhu cough uhuhuh cough
Indians - what a great man..
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Before Delhi elections:
Sheilaa Dikshit to Delhi: Vote kisko diya?
Delhi : AAP ko!
Sheila Dikshit : Thank you so much :)
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You can not have sex in a car because 'In car karna mushkil hai'
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*Teenager buying a digital camera*
T- hOw muCh is tHe Zoom in dizzz1??
Shopkeeper- 10x
T- uR welCm
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Batman- Hi Gautam
Gautam- Batman, I lost my whistle
Batman- I must go, the seeti of Gautam needs me.
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Ashutosh trying to practice his attacking moves the virtual way
Ashutosh trying to practice his attacking moves the virtual way
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Ginger: Yaar koi joke suna
Garlic: Lehsun
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Buy a kite.
Write 'gulcharre' on it.
Ab aap bhi gulcharre uda sakte hain.
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Hi. Meet my crow Max. I call him Micromax.
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AAP worker 2- lol we are going for a dharna there will be water cannons just don't forget to carry soap
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Name your iPod Jeevan.
- Now shuffle it.
- Aapka Jeevan shuffle ho jayega.
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- Beehive yourself
The director says "Bhai CUT bol k 3 minute ho gaye hain"
- Friend1-yaar foreign me toh gote gaana bhi gaate hain
Friend2-kya baat kar raha hai
F1-woh hai na gaana Somebody that I used to know..- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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- Which planet is known as the red planet?
- Usha Uthup's bindi
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- Brad Pitt k wapas aa gaya.
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- If you make a statue of a tree it will be called tree-murti.
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- How GF expresses anger-shut up you're so mean and rude i'm so hurt don't talk to me I hate you go away
How BF expresses anger-Baby I'm sorry- I fixed a leaf back to the tree , the tree had some re-leaf.
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- Agar tumhe scooter nahi chalana toh ye lo psychology.
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- Mom I'm home ~ Nadaan Parinda
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Honey Singh on working with Sunny Leone
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- Gujaratis get high on LSD drug, Love, Sex & Dhokla
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- Farhan and Deepika with their Yoga Fitness Award trophies
- My Clitoris is on Facebook, please add as a friend
- If you don't get this one...it will be sad
- Guy1-What's your name bro?Guy2-Deep
Guy1-Yaar tu toh emotional ho gaya bas naam hi toh pooch raha hoon - Dragons don't cut paste the file.
They dragon drop the file.
If 16 people named Joe get angry then my heart starts beating because 16 JOE BHADKE DIL MERA DHADKE
